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Sarcastic but lovable.★Rude with heart.★Funny without cruelty.★Adult humor with feelings.★Cards that say what people are really thinking.★Sarcastic but lovable.★Rude with heart.★Funny without cruelty.★Adult humor with feelings.★Cards that say what people are really thinking.★

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Birthday

Happy Birthday, You Old Prick

Because 'many happy returns' doesn't really hit the same.

$7

Mug

Zero Fucks Given

A brave little ceramic statement of your remaining give-a-damn.

$18

Congratulations

Congrats, You're Tolerable

Highest praise we hand out before 5pm.

$7

Mug

Not a Morning Person

For the human who considers eye contact before 10am an act of war.

$18

Rude with Heart

We roast the people you love. Lovingly.

Brutally Honest

No platitudes. No hallmark mush. Just truth.

Built to Embarrass

Open at the dinner table. We dare you.

We Don't Make Cards.

We Make People Laugh, Cringe, and Feel Seen.

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DON'T BUY IT!

No refunds. No complaints. Just brutal honesty.